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Just what the doctor ordered. :)

Made from high-quality stainless steel, your tonsil cancer fighter will appreciate both the cheeky sentiment and their favorite hot or cold beverage at their next round of appointments.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum sealed
• Double-wall construction
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for up to 6 hours)
• Hand-wash only (dishwasher NOT recommended due to vacuum seal)
• Do NOT place in microwave

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and waste going into landfills, so thank you for making thoughtful environmentally-friendly purchasing decisions!

Tonsil Cancer "Fuckity Fuck Fuck" Water Bottle (17 oz / 500 ml)

  • Wash before initial use.

    Hand-wash only. Do NOT place in dishwasher as it will damage the vacuum seal.

    Do NOT place in microwave.

  • Actual printed color may vary slightly from the color shown on your screen. This is due to several reasons: photographic lighting sources and monitor or device settings (eg. backlit screen will create a brighter color than any printed pigment/ink can possibly match).

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